What the Hell Does This Size Mean?!

So what am I mad about? Women's clothes. From the arbitrary sizing to the terrible proportions to the lack of functional pockets. Plus size? Hahahaha. You only get a few stores to choose from. On a budget? Fuck you. You have to pay more. Get it? Because you're fat. Every part of the industry is some crazy bullshit that we've all grown so accustomed to that we don't even think to call "Shenanigans" on the whole facade.